Little Shop of Horrors #2

So here we go again.

I wake up this morning to see my daughter has hung up her chef jacket and opened a hair salon. My husband is the guinea pig. She's rolling her fingers around in his hair and calling it a crazy style. Something that's "in these days". He puts it back, she loses herself in a fit of giggles, and starts all over. She won't let him leave and "chokes" him to stay while threatening to tape him to the chair. She resorted to getting a literal comb and attacked him. He's also not allowed to leave, and she hunched over like Terry Tate Office Linebacker to show him what's what. Told him he was a horrible "patient" and needed to be punished.

She then proceeded to climb on top of him and said, "Take your medicine!!!" I don't know when my daughter became Sweeney Todd, but I'm currently scared for DJ's life. When he finally escaped, for a lunch break, since daddy had to make her food, now they're having a conversation about how she's a danger to society. I was laughing until I saw the foam pirate saber in her hands. I don't know what is going on but now my husband is a bad, naughty boy. When she finally asked me if I would give her a star on Google, I told her sure. She doesn’t know that 1 star is a horrible rating just yet and I'm going to keep it that way.

Side Note: My daughter has seen her picture with her dad. She’s laughing and cackling like a witch, saying “AHAHAHAHA THAT’S SO FUNNY WITH ME CHOPPING OFF HIS HAIR!” Someone get this girl some help.

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