Our Feelings: Dane and Leon

Guys, we’ve gotten to one my favorite topics of all-time, well…one of them. That is Dane mother fucking Gerwig West. *Insert fangirling here*

Okay, let me do this on a serious note because, as we all know, I am a very serious person. Who the hell am I fooling, this man revs the engine I didn’t know existed in my body. I don’t know why, but my god this man is just delicious. He’s abnormally tall, which for a short woman like me, I want to climb him like a tree. He’s the tree, and I’m the spider monkey. Ooh. Ooh. Ah. Ah. Whatever he wants me to be, I’ll do gladly.

His blue eyes, his demeanor, his calm nature, and overall manly mmm… Sorry. I salivated for a moment. The bad part is, he’s not even real, but in my mind, thoughts, and dreams. AHAHAHA he’s one of the shining stars. Which I think would be obvious with 4 sex scenes with him under our belts. Now, don’t get me wrong, I love all our characters, but Dane. I’d eat him like Sunday dinner.

I remember, before we started to write TWWOKII, Maddie and I were taking a long road trip to Louisiana. It was late at night, my daughter was asleep in the backseat, my mother knocked out with her. Dj was driving his best friend’s car ahead with his friends, and there was Maddie and I, left alone with twelve hours of brainstorming. We concluded that, had the world stayed normal and he wasn’t sick, Dane would have a thing for big, strong trucks. Now, she knows how much I love him. How I fantasize about him in the most intimate hours of early morning. When I’m sleep deprived and the perversion peaks. Guys, I shit you not, when a truck would drive by on the road. I would point it out and say “That’s…a strong truck.” Every. time. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TRUCKS ARE IN LOUISIANA?! By the end of our trip, she was sick and tired of me, and I now have a fetish for trucks.

Don’t judge me.

I could literally go on about my thirst for Dane, but this is two-part blog and now we have to move on to………………………..Leon. *Sighs*

Maddie has it in her head that I hate Leon and that’s not true, I don’t hate him, I just get HIGHLY annoyed by him. Perhaps it’s because I do see so much of her in him, and they’re both so damn stupid sometimes (Yes, yes girl, you are. Love you.) That I just feel like I need to detach myself from him. Now, the whole story is that I’m alike to a cat and Maddie is a dog, that sentiment couldn’t be truer. Whenever she comes down to visit, she’s all over the place. All over me, lulu, DJ, my mom, everywhere. She’s chatty, she’s very, very opinionated, and clinically insane. (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.)

NOW, doesn’t that sound like a certain CANADIAN (Maddie) cop you all know and love?

Don’t get me wrong, Leon is hot. He’s good fucking looking. He’s got a gritty side (THANKS TO ME), to balance out the unhinged mindset he lives with to cope with the times. He’s buff, not like Dane…oh Dane. Focus Eva. Ahem, where was I? Leon is buff, he’s tallish, and he cares a lot for people. He’s just too much in my opinion. I literally have to mentally prepare myself to deal with Maddie’s shenanigans when she visits. I have plenty of fun when she’s here, I miss her when she’s gone, but I need to go under a blanket and decompress afterwards. I feel like, no I KNOW, Leon would make me feel the same way. Living with that, loving that, and dealing with that on a regular basis would kill me on the inside.

I would like to think I’m not boring, many people who know me think I’m hilarious (At least I have that.), but I am an introvert and I get physically and mentally exhausted when stimulated too much. I love Leon, but I can only take him in spurts. Short…thirty second….spurts.

BUT DANE?! He can love me down until I can’t stand. Which, honestly, I think he’d break me in two if I tried to tango with him.

And with this post we end TWWOK Month! Thank you to all of you for your continuous support. To the others who stop by and have a peek. And we really can’t wait to get into March. On the 2nd we will be unveiling our NEWEST book and begin giving snippets of information about them. I can’t wait!

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